Okay, so I disappeared for almost two months. So. I apoogize.

I am finishing school in THREE AND A HALF WEEKS (June 19th). THAT MEANS I WILL OFFICIALLY BE A MASSAGE PRACTIONER! JESUS! I can't wait!! Words cannot even describe how fucking stoked I am!! Finally, FINALLY, at 22 years old I will be able to actually start a CAREER into something I truly enjoy!

*flips off Vanier* Take that, you time-consuming, money-consuming, ass backwards, piss-poor organized, worthless excuse for a fucking school.

YEAH! Also, here are some reasons why I LOVE my current school.

-Phrases like 'Do you want to give or receive?' are daily occurances
-Getting free massages 2-3 times a week
-Getting away with another man bruising the inside of my thigh
-Getting away with another man (same man) discovering a ticklish spot on my upper thigh, towards my groin
-Having to explain to one of my teachers what a pearl necklace is
-The fact that everybody gets along together so well
-Having classmates that have a fairly wide range of ethnic backgrounds and ages, making people easy to talk to and sharing all sorts of experiences
-All of us seem to have dirty minds (some more than others)

And a multitude of other things, but those are some of the first things that come to mind, heehee.

Woot woot! Tonight my pals from Boston are coming up, so we're going out DREENKING! Unfortunately I can't get pissed drunk because I have school the next day but oh wells!

Anyway guys, I will try to be on LJ a little more often, because I do like being updated on everybody.

PEACE MO' FU'ERS!

~Torva Beast

Tags: random, school
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Current Mood: cheerful
Current Music: Alice Cooper - Poison

Okay, not really, because if my spine was actually broken, I wouldn't be here typing, I do not think.

The story starts when last Christmas, I was playing Trauma Center: New Blood on the Wii for an extensive period of time.. we are talking for several hours on end. I was leaning forwards in a rather bad position, but I didn't notice until I actually made to get up, and a pain in my lower back suddenly blossomed. It was so horrible that I cried out and fell straight down to the floor. My brother came running to see what happened, and I could barely move. He had to lift me back up onto the couch because any movement that required my back, I couldn't do.

It went away after several days. I've had a few major flareups since then, and minor ones that mainly cause a lot of discomfort, but no terrible pain. Either way, I was tired of my back causing me problems, so I finally went to get it checked out by a doctor a few weeks ago.

He got the results back for my radiology, and he concluded that I have spondylolithesis http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spondylolisthesis . Essentially, I have a slipped vertebra. It's nothing too serious, since it is still in the early stages as far as I can see, and it's quite treatable. I am glad that the mystery of my back pain has been solved!

Honestly, I dunno what it is with my family and our faulty spines... my mother, brother, and now myself all have something that starts with 'spondy'. Buh.

Tags: spine
Current Location: Home
Current Mood: relieved
Current Music: Vinylshakerz - One Night in Bangkok

I have a stomach flu. And am not enjoying it, because I have to miss school because of it. ~sigh~

Tags: sick
Current Location: Home
Current Mood: sick

Or rather, I am almost finished.

I am thoroughly unimpressed, although the book does have it's funny moments. I guess I am not so interested in reading about high school life anymore. It's kinda like reading Degrassi but with a vampire in the mix. I dunno. Also, since it's very much based on romance with a bit of action, when I usually prefer action with a bit of romance, it's been hard for me to get through it.

But I indulged you all didn't I, by reading it?? :P

Ah well, Stephenie Meyer does have the potential to become a great author, so I think I will look into her other stuff.

Tags: twilight
Current Location: Home
Current Mood: mellow

Sorry guys, the best I could manage for now is a grainy webcam pic, but trust me, it looks DAMN SEXY in real life.











SQUEE! Look familiar to some of you? It damn well should.

http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/5/0/9/5/6/1/MTS2_Earthdragon_748515_Gaara2.jpg

I am so obsessed that it is unhealthy. And proud of it. <3

For those who don't know, the kanji means love!

Tags: tattoo
Current Location: Matt's house
Current Mood: cheerful

1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me!"
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will post the answers to the questions (and the questions themselves) on your blog or journal.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions. And thus the endless cycle of the meme goes on and on and on and on...


I got this from Morgan, and these are the questions she asked me! :D


1. What would you say if I told you that I had a dream that we made out, because dude, I totally had one last week.
>I'd laugh and laugh and tell you that how unfortunate you were dreaming of me and not Rock Lee. Also, I'd ask if I was a damn good kisser, because I totally am irlz. X3 Oh, also, does that mean I'll have to tell my boyfriend that I'm a lesbian and am going to date you now? =D

2. What kind of music/artist do you listen to most these days??
>Lately I have been listening to a lot of club music, and Lady Gaga.

3. What's for supper tonight?
>Hmm.. not sure yet. I'll get back to you on that.

4. Is there a negative trait about yourself you want to change??
>Hmm.. personality wise, I wish I wasn't so quick-tempered although that has gotten much better over the yeas. Physically, I want to get rid of my Buddha belly. DX I'm proud of my thunder thighs and my junk in the trunk, and THE BELLY HAS TO GO!

5. War. What is it good for?
>Absolutely nothing, uh-huh yeah, WAR! HOO! Yeah! What is it gooooood for, absolutely nooothing, uh-huuh YEAH!

Tags: random
Current Location: Home
Current Mood: happy

If all goes according to plan, I shall be attending Anime North this year! With Jen and Steph in tow! :D Morgan, you are welcome to come along as well! I had no idea if you were going alone or with your Dawson but you want to join our crusade then feel free!

Even though the convention is only in May, I am already wickedly psyched.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

On another note, I am getting a new tattoo on Tuesday but shhh it's a surprise! Only Jen, Matt, and Dominique know what I am getting. ^^

Tags: random
Current Location: Home
Current Mood: energetic
Current Music: Lady GaGa - Poker Face

You Are Silver

You are a flexible person. Being open to opportunities in life has served you well. You are very polished and sophisticated. You're probably in a higher class than you were born into. You are naturally popular and quite influential. You are a bit of a trend starter among people you know. And while you are well liked, you don't let it go to your head. You remain contemplative and wise.

Tags: quiz
Current Mood: amused

I find it amusing when I have to lecture a gay man about how to have anal sex because both he and his boyfriend claim it's uncomfortable to receive, since they are using CHEAP, WATER-BASED PHARMACY LUBRICANT THAT COST EIGHT DOLLARS! ~sigh~ When will people learn that unless you have allergic reactions, SILICONE BASED is the way to go??

*facepalm* Don't blame me if your ass bleeds!!!!!

Tags: life, lube, sex
Current Location: Home
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Slipknot - Psychosocial

Another epic tale that spawns from my REM sleep.

So, I was a ninja. And I was at the Konoha ninja school, except that it had boarding school options, so I was living in the dorms. I was special so I had TWO rooms, for whatever reason. One in the basement, and one on the top floor.

Anywho, I was going out for my daily training with Iruka-sensei, wearing my usual ninja outfit of a leather miniskirt and mid-driff top (very conveniant for fighting you know). I found out that Iruka had constructed an obstacle course for me which basically consisted of jumping and pole-vaulting over hurdles and piles of logs. But it turns out that he was going to race me as well.

So we took off, and at one point, he face-planted towards the very end. I assume it's because he looked back at me and got distracted by my skirt. But I digress. I pulled ahead, pole-vaulted over the last hurdle, and won! I was all sweaty from the race and standing over him all sexy-like, pointing at him and saying, "I beat you, Iruka-sensei!" He was taking it in good humour, hehe.

Then my top came off.

And Naruto and Sasuke and all the other 12-year-old ninja boys were staring at me. It was awkward. Very, very awkward. Hence I ran off to go shower and cover myself up.

The end. Hope you were all entertained!

Tags: dream, funny, naruto, random
Current Location: Home
Current Mood: chipper
Current Music: Christmas music stuck in my head